FML, but at least there's a drink in my hand
tastefullyoffensive:

[@jonrisinger]
slaughterhouse90210:

“Any man of reasonable intelligence can make money if that’s what he wants. Mostly it’s women or clothes or admiration he really wants and they deflect him.” ― John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent

slaughterhouse90210:

“Any man of reasonable intelligence can make money if that’s what he wants. Mostly it’s women or clothes or admiration he really wants and they deflect him.”
― John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent

did-you-kno:

Drew Manning, a fitness trainer, gained over 70 pounds to better understand the troubles of his overweight clients, then lost the extra weight within 6 months. Source

did-you-kno:

Drew Manning, a fitness trainer, gained over 70 pounds to better understand the troubles of his overweight clients, then lost the extra weight within 6 months. Source

humansofnewyork:

"The saddest moment of my life was when my son left for America. I begged him not to go, but it was no use. He was my son but also my best friend. He used to tell me everything, but all he tells me now is: ‘Don’t worry, I have a job. I’ll tell you everything when I get back.’ I think he just doesn’t want me to worry about him. Because I heard from his friend that he’s being badly mistreated."
(Mexico City, Mexico)

humansofnewyork:

"The saddest moment of my life was when my son left for America. I begged him not to go, but it was no use. He was my son but also my best friend. He used to tell me everything, but all he tells me now is: ‘Don’t worry, I have a job. I’ll tell you everything when I get back.’ I think he just doesn’t want me to worry about him. Because I heard from his friend that he’s being badly mistreated."

(Mexico City, Mexico)

lomonette:

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

This is everything.

humansofnewyork:

"After my last child left the house, it really hit home that at the end of every life is loneliness." 
(Mexico City, Mexico)

humansofnewyork:

"After my last child left the house, it really hit home that at the end of every life is loneliness." 

(Mexico City, Mexico)

tastefullyoffensive:

Sandwich board wisdom. [attentionpaysme]

tastefullyoffensive:

Sandwich board wisdom. [attentionpaysme]

did-you-kno:

When you finish a jar of pickles, you can save the juice and add it to your Bloody Mary mix, or use it as a marinade. Source

did-you-kno:

When you finish a jar of pickles, you can save the juice and add it to your Bloody Mary mix, or use it as a marinade. Source