FML, but at least there's a drink in my hand
tastefullyoffensive:

Pizza with extra sausage. [pillow by rockabilly dawgz]

tastefullyoffensive:

Pizza with extra sausage. [pillow by rockabilly dawgz]

did-you-kno:

A lion, tiger, and bear cub were found in a drug dealer’s basement in 2001. They were moved to Noah’s Ark sanctuary and have lived together as inseparable best friends ever since. Source

did-you-kno:

A lion, tiger, and bear cub were found in a drug dealer’s basement in 2001. They were moved to Noah’s Ark sanctuary and have lived together as inseparable best friends ever since. Source

huffingtonpost:

STEPHEN COLBERT STEPS OUT OF CHARACTER, OFFERS HEARTFELT ADVICE TO YOUNG WOMEN

Stephen Colbert wants to talk to you about your boyfriend.

When Colbert sat down for Rookie’s “Ask A Grown Man” segment, he did so as himself, instead of the brash character he plays on his show.

Watch the full video and get all of Colbert’s wisdom and advice here. 

tastefullyoffensive:

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did-you-kno:

When Zach Galifianakis was a struggling actor he befriended an elderly woman who lived and worked at his local laundromat. Once he became successful, he got her an apartment, paid her rent and utilities, and took her to movie premieres. Source

did-you-kno:

When Zach Galifianakis was a struggling actor he befriended an elderly woman who lived and worked at his local laundromat. Once he became successful, he got her an apartment, paid her rent and utilities, and took her to movie premieres. Source

did-you-kno:

Marie Antoinette’s last words were “Pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it,” when she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner after climbing the scaffold at her beheading. Source

did-you-kno:

Marie Antoinette’s last words were “Pardon me, sir. I meant not to do it,” when she accidentally stepped on the foot of her executioner after climbing the scaffold at her beheading. Source

tastefullyoffensive:

Pumpkin spikes latte. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Pumpkin spikes latte. [via]

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

tattooablequotes:

Heavy heart

tattooablequotes:

Heavy heart